Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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