i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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