My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
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She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
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That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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