with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
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It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
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My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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