your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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