But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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