I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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