oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
