Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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