this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
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dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
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Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
is that a dick in a sweater?
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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