Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
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Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
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I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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