i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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