Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
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At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
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the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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