they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
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You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
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Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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