About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
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we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
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god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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