she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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