You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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