Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
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does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
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I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
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