You can't motorboat a personality
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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