why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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