I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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