Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
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He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
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You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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