I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
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At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
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I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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