do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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