I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
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Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
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Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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