Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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