one two three fourrrrnication!
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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