You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
you made out with another girl for some wings
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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