Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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