Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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