My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
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You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
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The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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