Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
You made out with two different species that night
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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