is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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