I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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