try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i barfeds in our rink
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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