Where did you get a picture of my penis
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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