i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I am one with the molecules
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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