I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
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i really wish james franco would like my vagina
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
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We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
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And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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