Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
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that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
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im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
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