and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
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vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
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Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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