are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I think my moral compass just broke
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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