i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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