It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
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i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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