at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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