hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Randomize
