I met the friendliest cop last night
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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