do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
They are going to name an STD after you.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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