why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
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I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
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Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I supernannyed him into submission
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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