No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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