Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
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She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
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I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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