I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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