Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
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I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
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There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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