craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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