It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
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Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
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My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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