Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
All I want is dick and wine.
Randomize
